#Fuck you bro

[dbnightingale24]

The senate tomorrow

[ireallyliketrenchcoats]

the “stay sober, don’t be a pussy” to wannabe stoner pipeline

[natssillygirlfriend]

tell me why someone followed me while having mdni in their bio and while being basically an account for smut 😐 like idc if you write it and you follow me, i’ve seen worse shit with my unrestricted internet access since i was 5, but if ur gonna have mdni in your bio and FOLLOW A MINOR im gonna fight you bc if you expect people to read ur bio then fucking READ PEOPLES BIOS OR PINNED POSTS

ok rant over goodmorning little gay people in my phone i love you all

[sugarplumfuckwit]

ROSALIND ’Tis he. Slink by, and note him.

⌜Rosalind and Celia step aside.⌝

JAQUES, ⌜to Orlando⌝ I thank you for your company, but, good faith, I had as lief have been myself alone.

ORLANDO and so had I, but yet, for fashion sake, I thank you too for your society.

JAQUES God be wi’ you. Let’s meet as little as we can.

ORLANDO I do desire we may be better strangers.

JAQUES I pray you mar no more trees with writing love songs in their barks.

ORLANDO I pray you mar no more of my verses with reading them ill-favoredly.

JAQUES Rosalind is your love’s name?

ORLANDO Yes, just.

JAQUES i do not like her name.

ORLANDO There was no thought of pleasing you when she was christened.

JAQUES What stature is she of?

ORLANDO Just as high as my heart.

JAQUES you are full of pretty answers. Have you not been acquainted with goldsmiths’ wives and conned them out of rings?

ORLANDO Not so. But I answer you right painted cloth, from whence you have studied your questions.

JAQUES you have a nimble wit. I think ’twas made of Atalanta’s heels. Will you sit down with me? And we two will rail against our mistress the world and all our misery.

ORLANDO I will chide no breather in the world but myself, against whom I know most faults.

JAQUES The worst fault you have is to be in love.

ORLANDO ’Tis a fault I will not change for your best virtue. I am weary of you.

JAQUES By my troth, I was seeking for a fool when I found you.

ORLANDO He is drowned in the brook. Look but in, and you shall see him.

JAQUES There I shall see mine own figure.

ORLANDO Which I take to be either a fool or a cipher.

JAQUES I’ll tarry no longer with you. Farewell, good Signior Love.

ORLANDO I am glad of your departure. Adieu, good

Monsieur Melancholy.⌜Jaques exits.⌝

[bigassbowlingballhead]

love the karma that rwrb won’t even be included in the ceremony

Serves you for being a dick

you know i don't control the academy and they don't have a single clue who a loser on tumblr dot com is?

[houseofbreadpakoda]

Me : Words can't hurt me.

Chem sir : with these cet results you're only worth getting over 50,000 ranking

Me :

[kleyamarki]

me: i dealt with a lot of bad librarians in undergrad so my dream is to be a subject specialist librarian and be a good one

coworker coming by to take over at the desk: ah you still have those big dreams, huh?

me: i literally wasn’t talking to you, so first of all shut up and second of all fuck you 🫶🏻

[tohokuu]

why is my friend of 10+ years hanging out with the guy that used me to cheat on his girlfriend and then lied to his gf abt it and got me in hot water with a couple of ppl- PAINTED ME AS A VILLAIN IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

[markshands-cb]

FUCK YOU TOO THEN CHICKEN HANDS - 🎩

AT LEAST I DIDNT CHOOSE N O S E- I CHOSE THE SAFEST AND LIKED ON HERE- NOW YOU GONNA BANG YOUR HEAD INTO ROCKS ISTG

[sunnysepulchre]

Work meeting today on dealing with ‘people in distress’

Guy: Make sure to treat people with respect

Guy, three pages later: If you feel you need to, make sure to remember you can always call campus police

[sillverstreets]

cuz home's a lonely place

[verykryptonitecollective]

Been a long time coming yet I still haven’t found the words to say it.

[lilypadmomentum]

Guess who just got send out to the stage when they were only supposed to work on the back because there's not enough people? that's right! Me

[catneedssleep]

It's so funny seeing a 23/24 year old emoji maker (custom emojis) having beef with minors

[black-quadrant]

y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.

[holycrimin]

that one Laios meme but with the 12 bros, saw the rise one and got inspired <33

(don't tag as t-cest)

original under the cut!

Original by @/sweepswoop_ on Twitter